ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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