My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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