You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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