(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Two words: nipple clamps
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