This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
no, he came in my armpit
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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