just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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