I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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