Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize
