Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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