Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize