you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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