One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
