I heard we made out
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
