Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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