Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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