if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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