Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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