if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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