i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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