I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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