It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
