I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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