So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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