People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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