I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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