literally had 100 drinks last night.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
