Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize