I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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