he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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