covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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