i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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