I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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