Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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