no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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