I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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