But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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