We won't sleep together?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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