is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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