Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Randomize
