everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
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