How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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