The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
My dick has a subreddit
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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