At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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