I wanna bring you to show and tell
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I didn't notice because vodka
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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