She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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