So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
You've changed since you got that strap on
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
