I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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