Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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