Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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