Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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