Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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