guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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