It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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