I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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