Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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